got this text from my German best friend: “I like your new hair! It makes you look less Jewish.”

WHAT?!

bitch

stupid bitches were too happy for life -_- & they looked soooooo pretty!

anna crip walked her way out my car, samantha dougie her way out the car, i hate them so much =/ I couldn’t go because of work (white man tryna hold a sista down) but that’s ok because anna was so happy with her happy ass that she forgot her phone in my car, i could have honked or warned her but i didn’t because i was too jealous so i just drove off with her phone >=) have fun hoe ass anna